Favourite "features" that companies use to try to sell their products

Let's list some of the BS that get's thrown around here.

"Tube" - a 12ax7 doesn't warm up the tone enough to make a difference. You don't get tube overdrive from a single bulb.

"Studio Quality" - some of the best sounds have been made with garbage. This statement holds no water.

"Class A sound" - mmmhmmm. Since most players don't actually know what that quality sounds like, just sprinkle it in there why dontcha?

"Ultra, Linear, Super" - ok ok I'll stop ragging on Behringer

There's more, post them