Interesting Stage Stories

Ok ok....so this thread is for people to share their best, worst, happiest, saddest, or hilarious stories from when they played a live venue.
This is inspired by one time I saw a guitarist of a noname opening band playing with his teeth and his string snapped and sliced his face halfway open.
But in anycase, I'm sure the young guys on this site have a few stories to share and the old guys definately have some to tell. So lets hear them!!