what I hate is when people call for technical support and they are drunk/stoned.  It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a toddler.

Hey wylde, this should help: http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/03/how-to-teach-physics-to-your-kids/

Actually I was thinking something more along these lines...
Watch on YouTube

Sallan, there are no words to describe how awesome the song-mash in that vid is. I'm laughing so much I'm crying.

I hate that I haven't been to this site in a while.  (I've visited two days in a row now so maybe I'm on a roll to recovery)
I hate that I went nearly three weeks without even wanting to play my guitar.  I played yesterday and the day before for a bit.  Twas good.
I hate that my job is sucking the life out of me and bringing the overall morale of my life down.  Yes, today was another bad day and I haven't had a good day in month's...  Maybe it's resume time...
I hate that I've had several good ideas and riff's to build tunes with and I've either lost interest in them or never bothered to record them in the first place. 
I hate that I don't have and probably never will have the money I need to buy the next guitar I really want.  I have to enjoy only looking at a picture of it. 
I hate that I really want to get back to being involved in this forum but all I can think of to do is add a list of things I hate.

Let's do that. 5 things your hate!
Shit that breaks
Shit that needs fixing
Fuckwad parent standing in the fucking hallways at my kid's school
Fuckwad kids standing in the fucking hallways at my kid's school
Haters who write lists about shit they hate

I know just what you mean Sallan. 
Its a horrible feeling :\

If I could take all of the talent from you guys put it into a tube and drink it, I would never have anything to hate in terms of playing or songwriting.....
But since I can't I also hate that.....BUT WHAT I REALLY HATE IS DRUMS LOOPS I NEED A REAL DRUMMER AND BASS PLAYER FFS!!!

I hate that lately I'm lucky to have time to play guitar for only a few minutes... so much so that although I'm craving the guitar, I don't have time and my wife nags when I look at gear because I don't use what I've got... but then, I don't care.  I justify it as this... she's got a small collection of designer purses and sun glasses.  basically one for each day of the week at this point. 
 
She says she actually uses them all, but I say, she can't use them all at once... some of them havent been touched since before the last time I played my guitar, and she still wants more.

I hate when I go to the store to buy some vodka and the owner won't sell any because of laws that say you need to wait until 9 am. Isn't it my right to get properly sloshed? I pay my taxes just like everyone else

I also hate when the baby next door cries in the middle of the night, and so to compensate I put my radio way up and set the speakers against the wall and the stupid mom calls the cops. Those idiot police never even bother to listen to my side of the story. They always just side with the single mother working two jobs.

I hate when I'm on the bus and want to get off between two stops but the driver doesn't let me. I don't care if it's regulation or if it's unsafe. I'll be off the bus so why should I care what happens to it after? Anyways I found a workaround for this. Just find the oldest woman on the bus, stand next to her and put your hands in your pocket. If you moan loud enough, the driver will eventually kick you off.

I hate celine dion

lastly I hate black people. I realize that it's very unpopular to say this and my goal isn't to start a fight or anything but seeing as how this is a thread about stuff we hate, I figured I could be honest for once. I am a racist. I dislike their black skin, their dark eyes, even their white palms.