Here's mine:

While hanging out in the CATHEDRAL I saw a BURNING WITCH jump kick COUNT RAVEN who responded with a move called the ELECTRIC WIZARD which sent BURNING WITCH back to his FORGOTTEN TOMB.

Beat that.

Being the ACID KING and often rockin the BONGZILLA I recognize the CHURCH OF MISERY and avoid DISEMBOWELMENT while here on EARTH while maintaining FAITH that the GOATLORD will in fact return. HIGH ON FIRE INSANITY REIGNS SUPREME and JESU is at the KRUX of the LAKE OF TEARS's MIRROR OF DECEPTION. NOVEMBERS DOOM, ORANGE GOBLIN all will congregate on the PAGAN ALTAR down on THE RIVER, SLEEP all you can, THORR's HAMMER is heavy, the UNHOLY can't carry it. When you reach the VOID OF SILENCE notice the WARNING "YOB", that's what they say in ZARAZA.

New rules, one from every letter. C'Mon songwriters, whachoo got?

heh Funny.

ok wow i couldnt do that if i tried

i couldn't even name one doom metal band

After years of rivalry, the confrontation had begun on PLANET GEMINI. The battle had caused sounds of thunder through out the land. COUNT RAVEN's PAUL CHAIN was no match against THORR'S HAMMER as the POD PEOPLE sought shelter in the CATHEDRAL at the CHURCH OF MISERY. WHILE HEAVEN WEPT, GRAND MAGUS told stories from the PAGAN ALTER of the WRETCHED PELICAN and the VOILD OF SILENCE to offer SOLACE to the people of pod. As the community prepared for the Count's FUNERAL, Thorr hit the pubs where he met up with Nancy, Thorr's favorite groupie and ended up with a series penecilan shots caused from NOOTHGRUSH.

LOL, more than a sentence but wht the heck. I obviously had too much time on my hands before I go to work today LOL.