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Original message:876 days 15 hours 47 minutes ago
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Member: Jason
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Britney Spears has asked fans to name her new album.
I vote for "Quit now"
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Reply:876 days 13 hours 29 minutes ago
Member: Captain Fantastic
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Did anyone pick "Shameless Bloated Fat Chick"?
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Reply:876 days 13 hours 28 minutes ago
Member: Captain Fantastic
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My real vote is "Sinead Returns"
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Reply:875 days 20 hours 52 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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Jeez... Show a LITTLE respect here. She's no worse than any of my musical idols when I was growing up. Wait... You're talking about Brittany here, right? That's the crazy bitch who shaved her head and lost her mind, right? (Not necessarily in that order.)

New album name?

She can use one of mine...

"Rationally Unpaired"
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Reply:875 days 3 hours 30 minutes ago
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i vote that she doesn't release any more albums.

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Reply:866 days 8 hours 22 minutes ago
Member: Jippy
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"Oops I did it again, and again, and again..."

Maybe it's a good thing that she's not trying to name it herself...
Reply:866 days 7 hours 53 minutes ago
Member: shanejohnson2002
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Howabout this:

"Look at my boobs. Buy my record."

Seems to have been the general theme before...why not just be overt about it?
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Reply:866 days 7 hours 48 minutes ago
Member: inablackout
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How about Psycho Bitch and they could use the pic from when she was gonna whack that camera man with the umbrella for the cover and the one with her biscuit hanging out on the inlay card,
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Reply:855 days 7 hours 23 minutes ago
Member: Johnny
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why dont they just cut the crap and label it for what it really is: " this product was created by some rich record exec. its sole purpose is to take money from young people who have little taste in music and spend cash based strictly on what they think is cool. this product also helps the television industry by taking up the remaining space on mtv to ensure that there is no time for real music once the gay and lesbian shows and rap videos are over."

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Reply:855 days 23 minutes ago
Member: Jason
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I like it, I just don't think it will fit on the album cover :)
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Reply:830 days 11 hours 27 minutes ago
Member: shanejohnson2002
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I don't know...didn't fiona apple have a massively long title for an album once? 99 words or something like that...
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Reply:345 days 18 hours 19 minutes ago
Member: liz
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gay and lesbian shows? I highly doubt we have anything to do with the downward spiral of the popular music industry and music television.
Reply:830 days 18 hours 29 minutes ago
Member: Captain Fantastic
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Agreed... thats probably the best one yet. Perhaps someone could think of a witty acronym for it so it does fit on the cover, and then spell it out in the interior.
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Reply:830 days 11 hours 46 minutes ago
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i sure am glad to see there are some who agree. sometimes when im in line at the music store i feel pretty lonely, standing there with my george jones and lynyrd skynyrd cd's. so many ppl my age and younger( im 28) dont even seem to know who those guys are. what a damn shame.
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Reply:830 days 8 hours 39 minutes ago
Member: Zombre
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hey, how's about this:


"I could have had a career...At K-Mart"


Definitely bring back the red bodysuit with the wicked "toe"


(That oughtta be worth -12 webcred based on poor taste alone! lol)
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Reply:659 days 15 hours 6 minutes ago
Member: sixsteelstrings
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"adopt my baby"
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Reply:659 days 15 hours 3 minutes ago
Member: Hippieway
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Let's show a little restraint here I would call it FLASH
Reply:659 days 14 hours 22 minutes ago
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"I'm sorry for singing"
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Reply:659 days 10 hours 59 minutes ago
Member: sallan
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Just to be a little creative....

"Cameltoe"

"Dumpster Lust"

"How to spend 700k a Day" (could be her autobigraphy, that would sell better)

or....

"I'm not nearly as messed up as Michael Jackson and he still has HIS kids"


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Reply:659 days 7 hours 48 minutes ago
Member: bachmirage
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how bout something simple like.........."this is what BI-POLARISM looks like"............
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Reply:659 days 7 hours 32 minutes ago
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i feel sorry for her. cameramen up her ass 24 hours a day,forever......unquenchable depression. she can't spend enough to make herself happy. just a big hole where her heart should be. it's doubtful she'll ever find anyone or anything that can make her have any kind of peice of mind. she seems to be torn between the desire for acceptance ,glamor,fame and fortune and the desire to be left completly alone. that kind of constant , non stop up and down emotional state is the most unhealthy way to live life. i'd be surprised if she makes it to 35. this is what happens to child stars....an old story...and she simply isn't strong enough to handle it like...say...drew barrymore...some make it ...some don't............money can't buy sanity..........
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Reply:657 days 14 hours 30 minutes ago
Member: Johnny
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unlimited money. international fame. hit records despite the lack of musical talent. yeah i feel sorry for her too. poor britney. spending money on anything she could possibly want, displaying extremely reckless behavior with little or no consequences, all the while having a following of people who cant get enough of her regardless of how bad she fucks up. wow, that must really suck.
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Reply:657 days 13 hours 58 minutes ago
Member: inablackout
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well she could just drop off the scene entirely and go buy a place out in the middle of no where and just think and clear her head, while I'm not a fan of her music i could see why someone in her position would be going crazy. I magine her label pressuring her to put out CD's and the fans and media breathing down her neck, she should just bail for about 10 years and come back when she gets her shit together.



CD title "see ya fuckers"
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Reply:637 days 16 hours 43 minutes ago
Member: sean jackson
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hahahah quit now hahaha
Reply:637 days 16 hours 33 minutes ago
Member: Joe Mongiello
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"life after justin"

"oops i fucked up my career and lost my mind after justin left me"

Reply:637 days 16 hours 33 minutes ago
Member: Joe Mongiello
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"life after justin"

"oops i fucked up my career and lost my mind after justin left me"

Reply:637 days 16 hours 8 minutes ago
Member: SATAN
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my god people, LET THE THREAD DIE!!!!
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Reply:637 days 15 hours 17 minutes ago
Member: Trey
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I agree with him quit now or the encore if she really has to have one more seriously

keep rocking

p.s that doesnt go for britney
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Reply:635 days 20 hours 47 minutes ago
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lmao SATAN! hahaha!
buuuuuuuuut while were on the subject.....

"Old, Wasted, and Finished, but buy my album anyway! SO i can make money and get lots more haircuts! "
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Reply:346 days 20 hours 20 minutes ago
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Anyone seen this video about Britney?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn6Hi6Jq0lM

The artist is Bebo Norman....pretty sweet melody and theme.

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Reply:346 days 18 hours 56 minutes ago
Member: Michael McAndrew
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a few working titles:
Camel Toe Infection
BS (self titled)
Groundhogs day beheading
Hell No

lastly:
drum roll please

Great Depression

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Reply:346 days 1 hours 12 minutes ago
Member: siddp
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What was the album called anyway??
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Reply:345 days 17 hours 26 minutes ago
Member: Desmond
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Yes, Jordy!! I just discovered Bebo Norman recently ... I love his lyric:


I will lift my eyes to the Maker ...of the mountains I can't climb
I will lift my eyes to the Calmer ....of the oceans raging wild
I will lift my eyes to the Healer .... of the hurt I hold inside

I will lift my eyes, lift my eyes to You

Let's hope that souls like Ms. Britney --- find the way to fill that unquenchable hole within their hearts ......

Happy Thanksgiving all!
Reply:344 days 22 hours 16 minutes ago
Member: Jordy Christo
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Another post about Britney....Wow, what's the attraction.
She's a little to young for me...like 20 years.

The life she lives is a difficult one. Many great people in the "lime light" have
given up and taken the wrong road out.

People like:
Elvis
Jimmy Hindrix
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Reply:344 days 18 hours 37 minutes ago
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