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Original message:107 days 10 hours 17 minutes ago
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Member: Xarkzila

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Work Safe: I mean they are vegetables!

So, I imagine many of you also have a garden. Yesterday I pulled two carrots from my garden and discovered that there is something going on out there that I wasn't aware of.

They did have sucker roots that I cut off and when I cut them off the first carrot, here's what remained...
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Reply:107 days 10 hours 13 minutes ago
Member: Danno
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Oh my. Did you grow a matching counterpart?
I'm sure there's some freaky fetish ground that you could exploit to make money from this LOL

Maybe you can sell it on ebay!!??!?

Hope its not full of vitamin "C-men" eeewwwwww LOL!!!
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Reply:107 days 10 hours 11 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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LOL.... Funny you should ask.... That's just a phallic vegetable. Yes, there is a second one that was in the ground right next to the first one. This one was completely unexpected...
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Reply:107 days 10 hours 2 minutes ago
Member: Danno
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Wow, and they were next to each other? LOL THAT's funny!!!
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Reply:107 days 9 hours 58 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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It gets just a little more pornographic when you put them together.

The first one was pretty obvious, but it wasn't until I was cutting the sucker roots off the second one that the vision became clear. I imagine most of this perversion of thought is because the wife is out of town 5 days a week. As to why the carrots grew that way? I don't have a clue. They looked perfectly normal in the ground before they were pulled.

We thought of ebay. A neighbor suggested they were just probably trying to make baby carrots. I like the vitamin c-men comment. And, no, I cannot bring myself to eat the first one...
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Reply:107 days 9 hours 23 minutes ago
Member: Danno
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Maybe you could watch the wife eat it LOL
Kinky!!!
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Reply:107 days 4 hours 28 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG
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O_O

Maaan I almost fell off my chair!

Now, I don't have any experience growing veggetables in general and carrots in particular but the first one looks like a failed attempt at a triplet, or three carrots that merged as they grew... The other one... it could be anything, from plant "cancer" to something that inhibited its straight growth, like an infection or insect/worm that ate off the tip and forced it to grow sideways or even just a stone that was in the way...


It's still damm funny to see them together...
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Reply:107 days 2 hours 24 minutes ago
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PVS - Pornographic Vegetable Syndrome.
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Reply:106 days 16 hours 17 minutes ago
Member: Steve Aguilar
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Just when I thought I had seen it all, I hadnt
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Reply:106 days 15 hours 9 minutes ago
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thought you might need to see this one too...
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Reply:106 days 14 hours 41 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG
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Good one!
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Reply:106 days 14 hours 14 minutes ago
Member: MizzLizzBeck
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I was really trying not to comment on the anatomically correct foods, but this is officially too much to ignore. You all are very dirty boys. Shame shame shame...LMAO

That being said, here.
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Reply:105 days 5 hours 20 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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Looks like virgin oranges.

My carrot on the other hand, looks... more experienced.

See how much fun gardening can be?
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Reply:106 days 13 hours 11 minutes ago
Member: Fred Kraus
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Jeeze, produce sex!
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Reply:106 days 11 hours 40 minutes ago
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Somebody went the extra mile for THAT one LOL!!!
Nice Fred!
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