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Original message:360 days 57 minutes ago
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Member: johnny cox
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SATAN is an evil entity. He is not human. He is evil to his core.

But I am pure goodness. My quest is to rid SATAN from this site and the world for the good of mankind.

If I were to come face to face with him, I would lance his heart with my SG for it is my Excalibur. (I had better do it soon because there are only 2 Michelob's left in my 12 pack)

You are going down SATAN!
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Reply:360 days 30 minutes ago
Member: dcunning30
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(pulls up chair, pops popcorn, waiting for the show)
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Reply:332 days 20 hours 49 minutes ago
Member: Zak
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(walks up behind dcunning with a burnt black bag) How the hell was I supposed to know you're supposed to take the plastic off before you microwave it?
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"Yes, those ARE my balls on your face"
Reply:360 days 27 minutes ago
Member: dianna
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(sits down next to dcunning, grabs a hand full of popcorn) Oh boy, this is gonna be good!
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The only cure for the suck is practice, practice, and more practice!!
Reply:351 days 19 hours 47 minutes ago
Member: pinsone
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I'm a bit late but i want to see some strings light on fire
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“music is not the meaning of life life is the meaning of music”-Joshuah Pinson
Reply:360 days 24 minutes ago
Member: Hippieway
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oh Boy here we go. can't wait
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Reply:360 days 19 minutes ago
Member: Evil Kitty
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Is this going to be a battle of words - or are we going to get a guitar duel?!
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Moslem or Christians Mullah or Pope, Preacher or poet who was it wrote Give any one species too much rope And they'll f*ck it up.
Reply:360 days 12 minutes ago
Member: johnny cox
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Ah. The beast sleeps

Only one Michelob left. I hope I'm not passed out when he awakes.
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Plug in, turn up and spank the plank
Reply:359 days 23 hours 45 minutes ago
Member: Christian
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Lets see it.
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Reply:359 days 23 hours 4 minutes ago
Member: Richey
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What the hell is going on here?
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Reply:359 days 19 hours 4 minutes ago
Member: Joe Mongiello
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This should get good. I will be checking back frequently. lol
Reply:359 days 15 hours 56 minutes ago
Member: Billy bob
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hey satan what can i get for my soul?
don't forget to -1 me, it might make you feel better
Reply:359 days 12 hours 36 minutes ago
Member: SATAN
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lmao.... this is the best drunken post i have ever seen in my life... im really sad that i have been sleeping for the last few hours. what IS going on??? did i piss someone off? specifically johnny? if so.... i give up. your excaliber-like SG has slain the beast...
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Run for thine therapy transition meeting!!!!
Reply:359 days 11 hours 24 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG
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Piercing someone with an SG must be painful... It's not like a flying V or an ibanez that have pointy heads...
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Listen to my music!Listen to my music!
Reply:359 days 10 hours 11 minutes ago
Member: johnny cox
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Damn. What a hangover
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Plug in, turn up and spank the plank
Reply:359 days 9 hours 37 minutes ago
Member: SATAN
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haha, not laughing about the hangover..... but how you chose ME to take out your drunken aggression on... thats awesome!!! i actually feel important!!! and if you want to know my remedy for hangovers, which you probably dont... it includes water.... lots of water and asprin.
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