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Original message:491 days 7 hours 13 minutes ago

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Son Charged with Assaulting Father with Cheetos

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

Obviously Cheetos are a danger to our society and should come with warning labels.

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Reply:491 days 6 hours 8 minutes ago
Member: Gregorio Gasperi

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LOL, nice one!! :):) I guess Coke is next... And Pringles... :p

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Reply:491 days 5 hours 55 minutes ago
Member: Jason

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Yes I imagine wars in the future being fought with all kinds of snack foods. :)

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Reply:490 days 17 hours 22 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG

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Coke cans CAN be a weapon. Cheetos bags however... well I'm speechless...

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Reply:490 days 16 hours 28 minutes ago
Member: Gregorio Gasperi

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Naah, I'm training with the bottles right now...

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Reply:490 days 7 hours 54 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila

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Civilized wars will be fought with champagne corks, truffles and caviar.

"I love the smell of pate in the morning. Smells like victory!"

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Reply:490 days 2 hours 3 minutes ago
Member: shanejohnson2002

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well, in Iraq / Afghanistan, IED's are made from all sorts of goofy stuff.

But seriously, assault? My friends and I throw stuff at each other all the time just to be stupid / silly. Maybe we should all be serving 20 to life.

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Reply:489 days 6 hours 2 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG

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What about pillow fights? Pillows are considerably heavier than cheetos bags...

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Reply:487 days 6 hours 34 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila

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Pillow fights are NOT dangerous when it's two women. That's called "entertainment!"

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Reply:487 days 6 hours 26 minutes ago
Member: Richey

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Speculation:

The son has probably been extremely disrespectful to the dad for a while now. This was probably the last straw so dad went ahead and pulled the trigger. It may be the only way he can get the bum out of his house.

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Reply:487 days 1 hours 6 minutes ago
Member: ibzRG

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Probably so, but the resulting news title is still funny in its absurdity

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Reply:486 days 18 hours 28 minutes ago
Member: SATAN

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given the oportunity, i would definately assult someone with a bag of cheetoes.... and i would make it look cool.

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