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Original message:78 days 21 hours 28 minutes ago
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Member: Fred Kraus
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If figured with all the political hullabaloo going on some of the members might like to take a break. With that in mind...

You might be a redneck if......
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Reply:78 days 21 hours 25 minutes ago
Member: Fred Kraus
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... a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of"
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Reply:78 days 7 hours 58 minutes ago
Member: Richey
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Hey! I noticed the Alabama sign in the background of the picture! Roll Tide!
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Reply:78 days 6 hours 18 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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You might be a redneck if you live in a state that, instead of erecting, "Welcome to..." signs at the border simply leaves the "No Trespassing" signs there instead.

You might be a redneck if you use the phrase is, "Hold my beer... Check this out!" just before the ambulance arrives!
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"The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where theives and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side..."
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Reply:78 days 5 hours 52 minutes ago
Member: The Manic Demented
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.... if the closest thing to a zoo you have been to had recipes beneath every animals name.
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Reply:78 days 5 hours 45 minutes ago
Member: NegativeGhostRider
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If you're from New Boston, TX...

wait a minute...
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Reply:78 days 4 hours 3 minutes ago
Member: sixsteelstrings
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if your family reunions consist of getting drunk and watching NASCAR.
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Reply:78 days 4 hours ago
Member: Fred Kraus
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The porch collapses and kills more than five hound dogs....
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Reply:78 days 3 hours 54 minutes ago
Member: frumsapap
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... you're family tree doesn't fork.

...you go to a family reunion to score a chick.

...you call you're wife mamma.
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Time is a death-lock of the mind, a corporeal, linear insurrection of the spirit.
Reply:78 days 3 hours 43 minutes ago
Member: sixsteelstrings
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LOL
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Reply:78 days 3 hours 35 minutes ago
Member: Xarkzila
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If you think a gang bang is going to the river with your friends and shooting your guns.

If you think a circle jerk is you and your friends running around the town retard.

Hell, if you HAVE a town retard!
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"The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where theives and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side..."
http://www.cleargravy.com
Reply:78 days 2 hours 47 minutes ago
Member: Fred Kraus
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You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
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Reply:78 days 1 hours 55 minutes ago
Member: The Manic Demented
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...People show up at your house on random days asking if you are having a yard sale.

...You cars permanent paint job is called "Mud n' Rust"

...Every car you see you call a trrrruuck.
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Reply:77 days 22 hours 25 minutes ago
Member: Billy bob
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... if your name is billy bob.
don't forget to -1 me, it might make you feel better
Reply:77 days 20 hours 34 minutes ago
Member: Fred Kraus
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Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
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Reply:77 days 20 hours 26 minutes ago
Member: The Manic Demented
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Oooh oooh


....if you vote for McCain / Palin

Dont flame me! (braces)
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